Monday, September 24, 2007

Making the blog fun again

Maybe I should make it more edgy. There are a few posts that I deleted because I thought that I went too far. One of them was an Easter post where I welcomed the resurrection of the Prince of Peace with a reproduction of the "Son of Sam" letter. Which is here:

"Hello from the gutters of NYC, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood.

Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow up these delicacies when they are washed away by the sweeper trucks.

Hello from the cracks in the sidewalks of NYC and from the ants that dwell in these cracks and feed in the dried blood that has settled into the cracks.

Mr. Breslin, sir, don't think because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. No, rather, I am still here. Like a spirit roaming the night. Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest; anxious to please Sam.

I love my work. Now the void has been filled. He won't let me stop killing until he gets his fill of blood. Tell me, Jim, what will you have for me July 29?

Not knowing what the future holds, I shall say farewell and I will see you at the next job. Or should I say you will see my handiwork at my next job?

P.S. Please inform all the detectives working on the case that I wish them luck. Keep them digging, drive on. Think positive. Here are some clues to help you along. The Duke of Death, The Wicked King Wicker. The 22 Disciples of Hell. John Wheaties, rapist and suffocater of young girls.

In their blood and from the gutter -- ‘Sam's Creation' .44 Caliber

The Son of Sam."

I deleted that...I think the post was entitled something like "An Easter Message"....but here it is again.

I don't know, what else...? Maybe suggesting that we recreate the Circus Maximus and throw some neo-hippies in there for the amusement of the crowd.

Or maybe I've just been having a bad day.

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