Saturday, December 29, 2007

If it wasn't for Hillary Clinton's vote on Iraq, Kim Jong-Il would have embraced free market capitalism

Because by voting to start the war in Iraq, Hillary caused the Communist dictator to retrench himself in the face of increasing U.S. belligerence. If this seems unlikely I have only to refer you to the recent comments of Barack Obama, where he connects the assasination of Benazir Bhutto to Hillary's vote on Iraq through the destabilizing force of the Iraq war on Pakistan, through, um, creating more militant Islamists or something.

If Hillary had voted the way Obama voted, North Korea would be a haven for investors and full unfettered capitalism, but since she didn't, Obama has the upper hand in pursuing a policy that would have ultimately freed Korea.

Yay Obama! (Vote in your caucuses in Iowa, you know, for, well, you know who you want to vote for).

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