Wednesday, August 20, 2008

When I need to recharge my whiteness I go to Bartell's in University Village

Which is a drug store in an outdoor 'shopping experience' near the campus of the University of Washington in Seattle. The whole place is populated by dumb, rich, white fucks who stay close to the relatively secluded UW campus the better to separate themselves from brown-ness occurring elsewhere in the city. But out of all the stores there, from the enormously upscale fashion stores to the stores selling useless, very expensive, things, Bartell's has got to be the worst. It's not like they put swastikas up or anything, but the feeling you get walking in there is that you've been transported back to the 1950s, so hardcore that it sort of blinds you. Sure, honorary white people, South Africa's term for approved Asians, shop there, but in general it's the country club going tennis playing pasty set.

Yep, whenever I feel my white content lagging due to an increase in non-minority derived melanin or in too much sympathy for racial and ethnic minorities i can always go to U-Village and get a recharge in intolerance and snobbery.

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