Sunday, October 26, 2008

Am going to be reading "We Are Optimists" by Leonid Brezhnev

Strangely enough, I felt profoundly pessimistic while purchasing this book. It's an extended report/speech at a Party Congress.
I can predict the contents: Brezhnev will declare that the eyebrows on his head are really caterpillars with super powers that will climb down off of him and work at a power generating plant in the Soviet Union, thereby helping to achieve the five year plan. I kid, I kid; in all probability I'll have Brezhnev like eyebrows myself in thirty years.

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