Thursday, October 29, 2009

"South Carolina State Attorney caught with stripper in graveyard"

Normally the words "sex", "graveyard", and "lunch hour" used in combination would get a "Rock On!" from me, but the man was a State Attorney and so had professional responsibilities to live up to. It's still funny as hell though.

From Rawstory

"A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate."

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