Thursday, June 09, 2011

Sometimes, American political life....

Is like a contest where you wait to see what stupid, inbred, ignorant, throwback to long long ago, spewing the inanest garbage possible, will come trotting out on the field. Can we find the ur-hick, the long lost King of the Rednecks, whose family tree goes in circles, who has been kept pure, outside of modern civilization for so long that we can barely understand his speech, to say nothing of his thought processes? If we can, we just might make him President.

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