Sunday, January 15, 2012

Re-vised Re-post: The King of the Rednecks

Sometimes, American political life is like a contest where you wait to see just what kind of stupid, inbred, ignorant, throwback to long long ago, spewing the inanest garbage possible, will come out on the field. Can we find the ur-hick, the long lost King of the Rednecks, whose family tree goes in circles, who has been kept pure, outside of modern civilization for so long that we can barely understand his speech, to say nothing of his thought processes? If we can, we may make him President.

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