Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Came up with a new motto for Seattle

"Seattle, be as white as you want without those 'other' people getting in the way". At least if you're rich.  I swear, North Seattle has unconsciously realized the white supremacist project of a pure white homeland in the Northwest....only it's called Greenlake, and they do Yoga there, as taught by other white people.

Seattle sometimes exemplifies the great Red Meat cartoon portrayed: the black neighbor of the main character comes over and asks if he can borrow his ventriloquist dummy, the guy says sure, but he didn't realize his neighbor was into ventriloquism...the neighbor replies that he was just kidding, that he just wanted to see if white people really owned ventriloquist dummies.

*on edit: that particular Red Meat is Here

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